"This proves the overstated drunk theory that a bear does not, in fact, shit in the woods."

well I would rather comment on the giant beer over looking the Yankee game...

but it does remind me of a joke :
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Don was excited to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, so he turned around and saw a big black bear.
The black bear said, "Don, you've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.

After two weeks of feeling sore, Don recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices: either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."

Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.

But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

I am not good at coming up with captions, but that joke made me think of Eddie Murphy's bear joke.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit replies "No."
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Heh, heh. Sorry PK, I couldn't resist.

"Come to the Central Park Zoo! Hot Wet White and Hairy. Full Polar Nudity. Bear on Bear Action. Check out that pic-i-nic basket, BooBoo."

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

So I feel a sharp pain and then get really sleepy. Next thing you know I'm in this jail cell. Well as far as I'm concerned humans suck. They can all kiss my lily white ass!!!!!

giggling still at the image of you on the bench in the petting zoo of all places Paul

Yogi makes a cameo

Does a bear, y'know, in the water?