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Wednesday, April 7, 2004

Unleash Your Inner Rock Star at Arlene's Grocery
Just when I thought every karaoke event would eventually be ruined by dopey, drunken girls thinking they look cute by screwing up lyrics from the Grease soundtrack, along comes Punk Rock/Heavy Metal Karaoke, a no-cover, weekly open-mic extravaganza held Monday nights at Arlene's Grocery (95 Stanton Street) in the hipster haven known as Manhattan's Lower East Side.

Rather than sit through this week's UConn-Georgia Tech snooze-a-thon national championship, I headed downtown at the invitation of the night's host, KISSNATION guitarist Ruby Rinekso, whom I interviewed last year about entertaining NYC crowds in clown paint and spandex. One-by-one, Ruby invited people to the stage to rock out to whatever they wanted — White Stripes, Jane's Addiction, Pearl Jam, Pantera, etc. — backed with great skill and energy by ZO2, a band that also includes members of KISSNATION. And that's the uniqueness of Alrene's' event — you front a band of professional musicians, not a stereo system. In that sense, they're a step above Britney Spears.

Not to be overlooked as an important ingredient of the genuinely fun night was the way the audience performed and responded to others. Lyrics were handed out, but singers hardly needed them. While there were plenty of mock rock-star antics, the wannabes weren't up there to prove that they're even worse comedians than singers. They put in a great effort and the audience matched their rock 'n' roll passion.

Ruby and Z02 were filling in for the usual host and house band, whose song list is available online. It includes KISS, The Ramones, Metallica and Led Zeppelin, so I'm looking forward to making my stage debut at the next event.

Also, don't miss Rock Candy's presentation of BITCH: A Ladies' Tribute to the Hottest Band in the Land, featuring KISSNATION. April 21 at Don Hill's. See you there.

Other New York Links:

50 Most Loathsome New YorkersNew York Press releases their second annual list. Congratulations to 50 Cent, i-Pod owners, Bud Selig, James Lipton and this year's NO. 1 most loathsome neighbor, Rudy Giuliani.

Bidding Wars Return to New York Real Estate — The average selling price in February 2004 was $820,000, about 40 percent higher than last year. Right on.

A Day With 311 Operators — The New York Post spends a day with people who field general municipal concerns from New York citizens, including the guy who called about five turkeys crossing the road. I guess they were trying to get to the other side.

Stern: Oprah Talks Dirtier — Howard Stern reportedly "pleaded on the air with his station's general manager to let him play a tape of Winfrey and her guests discussing an erotic activity known as 'tossing the salad.'" Never heard of it.

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Comments: Unleash Your Inner Rock Star at Arlene's Grocery

sounds like so much fun!

Posted by scott at April 7, 2004 1:14 AM

tossing the salad means to eat someone's (for lack of a better word) asshole. i wouldn't have known that, but chris rock has a great bit regarding prison bitches and they're mastery of tossing the salad.

Posted by RP at April 7, 2004 6:20 AM

PaulKatcher.com: where you learn the truth.

Oh, my.

Posted by lucy at April 7, 2004 9:42 AM

http://www.toss-my-salad.com/

Posted by Pokey Reese at April 7, 2004 10:59 AM

I always thought it was a euphamism for plain 'ol male masturbation (which is why I'd, um, never heard of it). But yes, this is one more reason why PaulKatcher.com is the Kaplan of prison sex.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 7, 2004 11:12 AM

The episode of Oprah that Stern was referring to was more graphic then his show. The topic was about young kids (I am talking ages 10-13 young) and their sexual activities. I have to admit that even I was shocked:

1)Did you know that kids think nothing of "tossing salad"?
2)Did you know that the days of spin the bottle are over and young girls think nothing of giving blow jobs to several different guys a night at parties? Apparently blowjobs are the new version of making out.
3)Did you know that kids have several sexual (as in intercourse)partners by the time they are IN HIGH SCHOOL?

I know this from catching that episode of Oprah at the gym. Meanwhile, Stern gets crucified for far less worse topics. I am also glad that I am not a kid today, and that I can stand firm that tossed salad will never be on the menu.

Posted by Cass at April 7, 2004 1:03 PM

In the words of Chris Rock....

"Having yo' salad tossed means having yo' asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup....I prefer syrup!!"

but sir, that's so complicated...why not just oral sex?

"When a man's suckin' yo' dick, he can pretend it's something else. When he's eatin' ass, he knows it's ass!!"

Posted by Kevin Wilson at April 7, 2004 3:55 PM

Two years ago, our school district contracted with an outside (external, independant) company to do an extensive survey of all seventh graders, including those in private schools within the district boundaries. The survey covered a wide range of subjects; sexual and risky behavior just one of them. Given at the end of the school year, the survey was administered in small groups and the students were counselled about answering the questions honestly and reassured and guaranteed anonymity.

8% of the students said they had had intercourse and/or oral sex.

I think the episode of Oprah was likely designed to shock and titillate but was not, thank goodness, accurate.

Posted by lucy at April 7, 2004 9:58 PM

Paul-- I want to be there when you get up on stage for Karaoke. I can whistle REALLY loud, and I am a good clapper. I can make it sound like a whole crowd whooping it up. So invite me when you go...okay?
And no tossed salad for me, thanks.
By the way, can you sing "She Bangs"?

Posted by PeeWee at April 8, 2004 1:34 AM
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