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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

You See, There's Joe Horn and Then There's Brett Favre
I'd say that Joe Horn was half the man of Brett Favre, but that would be giving him too much credit. A week after Horn's ultimate display of insubordination (drawing an intentional 15-yard penalty in the first half of a game in which his team had to win to remain playoff-eligible), Brett Favre suited up for his own postseason bubble team and had one of the greatest first halves in the history of NFL quarterbacking. He did this one day after his father died suddenly at age 58.

Horn's end zone search-and-dial was somehow defended as adding color to a pro sports culture that needed it. Could've fooled me. I remember being wowed by Barry Sanders and Steve Young, and they never sold their teammates down the river for a spot on SportsCenter. I would love to see someone pull that shit on a team coached by winners like Bill Parcells or Mike Krzyzewski and return to the sideline without bodyguards.

Unfortunately, the sports punk is here to stay, but you don't have to cheer for them. Sports doesn't need Joe Horn to add interest, because we have Brett Favre. We have Mariano Rivera, whose repertoire includes a nasty cutter but no post-strikeout crotch chop. Tim Duncan was the MVP of two NBA Finals but I don't recall how big his biceps are, because he never did a posedown after a dunk. Think Duncan's boring? Ask Spurs fans if they were bored last June. And Jim Brown sure as shit didn't need to remind anyone how good he was. The bruises spoke for themselves. The great ones don't need props. They earn them.

Other Sports Links:

Tom Verducci's Hall of Fame Ballot — The SI scribe gives the Cooperstown nod to Paul Molitor, Dennis Eckersley and Jim Rice (stats). Here here. If Rice, who finished among the top five vote-getters for AL MVP six times, doesn't merit induction, then we're gonna have to kick Phil Rizzuto out. And we can't let that happen. (Jim Rice for Hall of Fame website.)

2004 NFL Mock Drafts — Time to start thinking about who the Giants will snag with their upcoming top-10 pick. Hopefully not the next Cedric Jones. (Giants draft history.)

Isiah Thomas Hired as President of Knicks — Wake me up when this nightmare spell is over. It's amazing to think that only a decade ago, the Knicks were the hottest ticket in town, and the playoff series against the Bulls, Pacers and Heat were nothing short of intense drama. Now the Yankees are the only game in town.

Nicole Richie Expresses Desire to Have Sex With Kobe Bryant — While being interviewed courtside during a Lakers game, the co-star of The Simple Life confirms what we already assumed: that she's a fucking idiot.

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Comments: You See, There's Joe Horn and Then There's Brett Favre

What a game, and I applaud Favre for his courage and will. The fact that Ahman Green gave me a win of my fantasy league was overshadowed by being struck by Favre's efforts.

I was just about to email Paul at the end of the game to suggest a post on this...but he was all over it.

Really inspiring. And, to top it off, it really is funny to see the Saints go down after such a valiant final play Sunday. Nothing Horn could do there (But as a Bills fan, it brought back the bad memory of Scott Norwood...).

Posted by Cory at December 23, 2003 12:30 AM

paul-
you nailed this post my brother!
you could see in brett's eyes he was hurtin, ya know?

Posted by Grant at December 23, 2003 1:44 AM

My 12 year old will never forget that, the day after his father died, Brett Favre: did his job and did it well during a personal crisis, put aside his own needs for a greater good, and stuck with his teammates. (..and played so brilliantly that said 12 year old, 56 points behind in the championship 'game' of their fantasy football league, pulled ahead to beat his uncle...)

He told me, as I tucked him into bed, that 'sometimes you have to put aside all the bad stuff and just go do your job, Mom'.

Words of wisdom....and a reminder that our children do indeed learn from the athletes of today. Today, he learned something good.

Posted by lucy at December 23, 2003 1:45 AM

well put Lucy! nice life lesson

Posted by Grant at December 23, 2003 1:59 AM

Wish I had Favre on my fantasy team. Instead I started the year with Kerry Collins and Rich Gannon, and ended it with Anthony Wright and Jessie Palmer leading me into the playoffs. I didn't even check the scores that week.

Posted by Paul Katcher at December 23, 2003 2:26 AM

Hell of a game that was. I was glued to the set. Favre was a class act all the way.

Posted by Anna at December 23, 2003 6:40 AM

Brett Favre has always been a model player, and last night was more proof of that. Hopefully, the kids of today remember what he did last night, and realize the Horn's of the NFL are idiots. It is always better to get attention for something positive that you did then something negative. Lucy's post was touching. Her kids will be like Favre as they see that he did the right thing, and also they have a good mom who probably wouldn't tolerate Horn-like behavior. I remember once when I was in high school, I scored the winning goal at the last game of the playoffs. The goalie of the other time started crying and in our teams celebration, we all started to chant "stop crying baby" or something childish like that. My dad was so pissed at what he saw, that he would not let me play the first game of the state championships because of what we did at the last game. Looking back now, he was right because when you do the right thing, or score or win then that should be good enough. No need to show boat or do something disrespectful. Favre doesn't have to do a routine (a la Horn) to bring attention to the fact that he is good, we know it because we watch him play.
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Nicole Richie is such a jerk off. She can't stand the fact that she is the "ugly friend" that Paris totes around with her, so she says outrageous stuff for attention. She does it on that stupid Simple Life show, and now she is doing it at sports events. Nothing like saying that you want to fuck an alleged rapists while he is currently on trial for doing so. Is Mike Tyson on her fuck wish list this Christmas too? What an asshole...

Posted by Cass at December 23, 2003 8:02 AM

As a lifelong Bears fan and season ticket holder for the past five years, I have a deep hatred for Favre. (For goodness sakes, the Bears have lost 20 of 24 to the Packers since he became their QB).
But today, after watching him last night, I can't say anything bad about him. Maybe I'm just in the holiday spirit. Hopefully, I'll snap out of it. :)

Posted by Joe DiGiovanni at December 23, 2003 9:28 AM

It's stuff like the Nicole Ritchie comment that makes PaulKatcher.com a must read. In the vein of the Brett Favre postings, I'm sure her dad is very proud of her.

Posted by Larry at December 23, 2003 11:17 AM

As a 49er fan who has seen his team suffer at the hands of Brett Favre on many Sunday afternoons, I was happy to see him have a great game and to see his receivers absolutely refuse to let him have a bad one. Several of Favre's throws were "throw into double coverage like your name was Ryan Leaf" throws, but his receivers made them all good decisions.

The one thing that I notice about every post is that nobody has expressed shock or surprise at Favre's performance. I don't gamble on pro football very often, but the words "Brett Favre will play against the Raiders" should have been more than enough motivation to take the Packers and the spread.

Posted by Kevin Wilson at December 23, 2003 4:31 PM

The great ones don't need props. They earn them.

What more needs to be said?

Posted by Neal at December 23, 2003 6:23 PM

Thanks, Cass- and as a matter of fact, mr. smarty-pants goalie has sat out a game or two for varied and sundry reasons- but never for the same reason, twice. :-) Bet you learned your lesson when your dad made you sit out, too.....

I live in Chicago, and have never been much of a Bears fan- never been to a game, even- but you can't live here and at least have some peripheral awareness of them. I'm pleasantly surprised that they are doing so well, and even though I feel like I should hate Favre because he's a Packer, I just can't do it. The best players in any sport seem to transcend their team, even as they define it.

Posted by lucy at December 24, 2003 12:54 AM

your right lucy-
class is class

Posted by Grant at December 24, 2003 3:41 AM

Brett Is GOD

Posted by Noah Cornette at February 17, 2004 2:58 PM
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