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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Paris Hilton Sex Tape Sets Amateur Porn Back Six Years
A three-minute teaser clip of the most anticipated film since The Godfather: Part III has been released online, and New York socialites now have a helluva lot more to talk about now than a week ago. (I'm not a socialite, and so I'm still fuming at the Giants' loss to the Falcons on Sunday.)

The PK.com movie staff has reviewed the clip — for educational purposes — and it can no longer be said that Paris Hilton doesn't do anything. Folks, she does a lot. We liked it better the first time, when it was called Pamela and Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored, but it's not a bad first-time effort. (Pamela, of course, had that Bret Michaels video already under her belt.)

Pam and Tommy's surf-and-turf adventure went public in 1997, six years ago, and it's gonna be another six years before any female celebrity is going to make private, homemade porn — or have sex with Rick Solomon. Tall, dark and weasely ain't gonna win over many ladies. And thanks for fucking it up for the rest of us. You think putting on a condom is a mood-breaker? Try waiting for your girl to scour the room for cameras.

The story all along has been about the attempted humiliation of Paris Hilton, but all she did was get freaky and get back-stabbed. There are two people, however, who are coming out of this a lot worse off. First, Solomon, of course, who has now put himself in the crosshairs of all the Hiltons' money (nice career move!). Second, there's "fucking Fred." Who's that, you ask? During a change of positions, Paris' cell phone rings. She sees who it is, but refuses to answer it, announcing disdainfully that it's "fucking Fred." How rude of Fred to interrupt such a private moment.

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Comments: Paris Hilton Sex Tape Sets Amateur Porn Back Six Years

Who the HELL has time to check to see whose calling during sex? Obviously if you want to pause to check your phone, it's not that great.

Posted by Livia at November 11, 2003 8:59 AM

Well where is the frieken link?

Posted by Rob at November 11, 2003 9:30 AM

Post the clip Paul!

Posted by dannycos at November 11, 2003 9:52 AM

Enough with Paris-ite Hilton. (You heard
it here first.)

She's not even an intern.

Posted by Eddie at November 11, 2003 11:15 AM

i read this site every day, and this is how i'm treated? post the link now you selfish bastard.

Posted by Andy at November 11, 2003 11:54 AM

Here's the link, y'all:

http://www.geocities.com/willc7/images/19980514-bonobosex.jpg

Posted by Eddie at November 11, 2003 12:45 PM

C'mon Katcher! Have you seen this clip??? Where can we get it? Give us the link, MAN!
yours truly,
Philme

Posted by philme at November 11, 2003 3:23 PM

Try here http://www.exp0sed.com/paris/

There are a few sources of it there.

www.smithappens.com has it too, among many other sires.

Posted by Cory at November 11, 2003 3:29 PM

Could "fucking Fred" perhaps be Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame? Weren't the 2 an item for a time? Not that I care or pay attention (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Posted by Eric at November 11, 2003 3:55 PM

You're welcome. Actually, I haven't checked these myself (yet) but I have no reason to doubt their content

www.sicklinks.net/videos/parissexmovie_256k.wmv

www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/./uploads/parissexmovie_256k.wmv

http://209.172.10.34/~nick/parishilton.wmv

Posted by Eric at November 11, 2003 4:22 PM

There is no bigger cockblocker in the entire lodging/socialite scene than Frederique "Fucking Fred" Bestwestern. God, how I hate her.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at November 11, 2003 7:30 PM

Have y'all seen it? Can I get some reviews now that the bitching and moaning has subsided?

Posted by Paul Katcher at November 11, 2003 8:27 PM

:rolls eyes:

Posted by lucy at November 11, 2003 10:36 PM

The chronology's a bit muddled, but it appears that they hadn't really started before the phone call. And the one active download I can find freezes right after the phone call...the first minute (after a few seconds of night-goggle hardcore) is mostly Paris trying to find a good position with a good camera angle. Damn thing stopped again at around 1:30...

Posted by Ken Goldstein at November 12, 2003 1:08 AM

The 2nd link worked fine for me just give it time to load I say screw this 2:56 clip I want the whole thing ...anyone agree??? I find it quite amuse when a useless bimbo who's claim 2 fame is a rich grampa gets all over the media and the world I mean go look at ebay there are like over a hundred people selling this 3 min clip never mind when the whole thing comes out everyone withh have seen her gettin drilled by some well loser i guess ya could call him but he seems to be winning in this video. I LOVE IT

Posted by john at November 12, 2003 1:58 AM

i think the video is nice just wish it were with the lights on because its kinda like night vision sex. maybe when the actual video comes out there will be some lights on scenes. Oh and about this video diluting the guys credibility because she was drooling i think thats cum coming out her mouth not drool but we will have to wait and see

Posted by at November 12, 2003 2:01 AM

Call me

310 990 7444

Posted by Paris at November 12, 2003 6:15 PM

think of it as art.

Posted by MISS EXISTENTIALIST at November 12, 2003 6:50 PM

That's really her cell phone number up there...

Posted by at November 12, 2003 7:18 PM

That was the goofiest thing I have ever seen, especially when she went down on that man

Posted by Carikube at November 13, 2003 10:38 PM

I WISH I WAS BONNING THAT RICH ASS BITCH

Posted by ARCANJEL at November 14, 2003 1:03 AM

thats me in the video bonnin her

Posted by at November 14, 2003 2:08 PM

want the snippet of paris just get on kazaa and download it. type in paris hilton sex tape and download all 5 of the 20000+byte mpegs and two of them are the snippet. the other three are some kind of asian porn. bonus. anyway the video is not that great. only reason to get it is to see paris in a non elite position in society right now. and i still think mommy and daddy are mad cause she didnt do it in a hilton hotel.

ramblings of the drunken bartender

Posted by barsnaps at November 14, 2003 3:57 PM

damn shes hot

Posted by booger at November 18, 2003 7:27 PM

This link works www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/./uploads/parissexmovie_256k.wmv

Posted by aDFTbRIT at November 21, 2003 10:08 AM

This link better if you want to download the clip: http://151.164.128.16/cmaestri/Paris.Hilton.Sex.Video.VCD-iND.zip

Posted by dAFTbRIT at November 21, 2003 10:10 AM

i want to see the full 42 min movie for free, without any cc number(i don't even have one)or any membership fee. does anybody know where?

Posted by interested at December 6, 2003 12:13 PM

I want the full video anyone can tell me where i can get it for free??

Posted by Brendan at December 8, 2003 10:23 AM

wheres the full video free? can someone email me the address please? ryan_cb@hotmail.com

Posted by Ryan at December 9, 2003 5:51 AM

yes please... if anybody knows how to get this video email me the address to me. my mail es carpel@copetel.com.ar
thanks

Posted by Carlos at December 9, 2003 10:19 AM

http://www.paris2.extremexxxfootage.com/

Posted by heather at December 13, 2003 10:48 PM

e ai putoes

Posted by wil at March 1, 2004 12:34 PM

I love you your so very hot!!

Posted by bobbysmith at March 1, 2004 10:17 PM

where the hell can i get the 42 min movie for free!?

Posted by john at March 25, 2004 12:12 AM

You can watch the full thing here for free.

http://www.neox3.com/ViewCategory.aspx?CatID=11#

Posted by ct at March 30, 2004 3:38 PM

cool

Posted by gogog at May 17, 2004 12:03 AM

where is the video!? all the links i have entered say "The Page Cannot Be Displayed" and i want the full one without any spy or virii if anyone could be so kind and email it to me at quentinm007@aol.com that would be awesome! i really wanna see thiz sexy baby naked...rofl....g2g thx []D [] []v[] []D!!! bye

Posted by davinci at May 28, 2004 6:17 AM

What's with all these bullshit links.....It seems like SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, someone could find the entire video to download for free....I know this can be done through some method....

Posted by dave at June 7, 2004 4:09 PM

Someone please email me the free link at au4life00@yahoo.com

Posted by Marc at June 18, 2004 1:45 AM

Please, email me the free link at tender78@iol.it

Posted by Tom at June 24, 2004 9:48 AM

u fucking sickasses can u find something better to do with ur time u bitches, the only reason im hear is to make fun of ur sickasses and look for the PH tape hehe

Posted by jon basto at August 18, 2004 2:39 PM

Interesting information on this blog, thanks

Posted by asian nude at August 26, 2004 5:27 AM

all this links doesnt work....come on plzz give me a link with 42 min. PH sex :)

Posted by phil at August 30, 2004 12:47 PM

None of these links work. Like everyone else, I'd like to see the full 42 min. video for FREE. Can someone PLEASE e-mail me the link?

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Posted by online university at October 10, 2004 11:07 AM

Paris rules

Posted by Paris Hilton at October 20, 2004 1:33 PM

yuo all need get a life my friend told me bout this site and u all are a buncha fag GET A LIFE

Posted by meh at October 21, 2004 2:47 PM

Im a filipino sick ass and nobody likes me. I can't even get laid with a grandma thats how pathetic i am. Im a perv and always will be. hehehehehe.

Posted by Jon Basto at October 26, 2004 9:43 PM

i want it now

Posted by ali at November 10, 2005 1:47 AM

i want to download it

Posted by ali at November 10, 2005 1:50 AM

does anyone hav the vids

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