While looking for something else — probably something related to Nicole Eggert — I came across Maxim Online's Cheat of the Week Archive. It contains tips for Joe Average in his quest to screw everyone in sight, from stuffing foosball goals with newspaper to scamming extra time to write a report.
Now, we all know cheaters never win. (And neither do the Atlanta Braves. Like ever.) But I am relaying these tips simply so you don't find yourself with beer on the tip of your pool cue.
How to cheat at...
Waiting Tables — Slip coupons into payment, keep cash
Cell Phones — Fry your current model, trade-in for newer
Laundry Machines — Something about quarters and granny's pantyhose
Mailing Stuff — Media Mail; it's cheap, yo
Other Web Finds:
• Spend New Year’s Eve at the Playboy Mansion — Enter this online contest for a shot to party with Playmates ... and Bill Maher!
• Playboy Poll: Country Music's Sexiest Songbird — Playboy will invite the gal with the most votes to pose nude. As if they haven't invited — and been rejected — by Shania Twain, Faith Hill, et al already. Luckily for us Carnie Wilson accepted, though.
• Nerve.com's Unsexy List — Fifty things that fall somewhat short of arousing, including the filthy Mile High Club, the passé tongue ring and (worst of all) your cats.
• World Beard and Moustache Championships — Smart-ass comment not really necessary here.
• U.S. Government's 100 Milestone Documents — Background, complete text and even scannable images of such important national documents as the Louisiana Purchase Treaty (1803), Woodrow Wilson's 14 Points (1918) and the Lend Lease Act (1941).
• TV Tattle — A simple but quality blog that finds news and opinion links related to television.
• 50 Fixes for the Biggest PC Annoyances — The 8-page article is easier to scan if you bring up the print-friendly version, but you'll miss the thrill of loading up ads.
Paul I'm real sorry about your Giants. I feel bad that they can't hold onto the ball during a game.
Posted by Livia at October 6, 2003 9:49 AM