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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

PK.com Goes on the Disabled List
Writing for this site just got a lot more painful. After 30 years I am carrying my first cast, to cover a broken right thumb suffered diving for a ball in softball Tuesday night.

Since it limits my ability to type, it looks like this site will be updated much less frequently for the next six weeks (barring a second opinion, seeking it this week). But that's the good news! Shit, when you compare it to the fact that my golf vacation to Myrtle Beach is shot, my softball and billiards playoff teams aborted, my guitar playing halted, my job skills hindered and my PlayStation 2 goof-off time eliminated, not being able to update this site is reason to celebrate.

Of course, I can still watch sports and drink beer, so it's not a total loss. But shit, I have never felt this incapable in my life.

I hope to find some quick-burst subjects to treat you with in the near future, but please understand that the its going to be tough typing up Rodney Dangerfield jokes every night. But, hey, you can always drop your own posts onto my message board.

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Comments: PK.com Goes on the Disabled List

Paul,
Good luck in your recovery. I'm sure it is going to be inconvenient, but you'll pull through, and your readers will be waiting for your return.

I have one question though. Did you catch the ball?

Posted by Joe DiGiovanni at July 30, 2003 7:49 AM

And I guess you can still whack off with the other hand, so you do have one extra-curricular activity still available. Think of all the time you'll have for it now!

;-)

Wishing you some good pain killers and a quick recovery....

Posted by bhw at July 30, 2003 8:54 AM

See now if you were on the booze cruise like a good little boy, you would have just been too hungover instead of a broken thumb! Karma... bites ya in the ass everytime.

Posted by Livia at July 30, 2003 9:01 AM

My phone rings last night, less than an hour before the booze cruise sails. Its PK from the emergency room. He had to miss the booze cruise! But he did rally and was at Coyote Ugly by 11:30, so that wasn't a total night lost. I suggest you get some painpills!

Posted by kevin at July 30, 2003 10:15 AM

No, I didn't catch the ball. Makes it all worse. Mostly I'm ticked at ruining my weekend in Mrytle Beach and not being able to play guitar. I can type better than I thought possible, so I'll just do shorter posts in the future. I probably should be doing that anyway.

Posted by Paul Katcher at July 30, 2003 10:27 AM

Qulaotn, laiuwt ojlw oopaeltt;iohy,kla;jie

I guess we have a lot of that to look forward to with the one-handed typing?

You ought to take this time to read the classic Greek books, Homer, The Odyssey and such. Ancient philosophers like Sopheclese (sp?) Plato, Luccipus and any other thought provoking literature. Or, you can just drink beer and pain pills.

When I broke my dominate hand, I learned to eat with my weaker one and use it to this day. My stupid human trick is to write a letter while eating.

Have fun with the cast!

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Posted by JC at July 30, 2003 11:27 AM

Poor baby....

do you need me to come there and nurse you back to health?

Get well soon!

Posted by Cass at July 30, 2003 11:33 AM

gimp...tee hee

Posted by mac at July 30, 2003 12:52 PM

really thought you'd be trained to type with one hand by now...

heh...

heal fast!!!

(thanks for hooking my buddy up with the bon jovi tix!)

Posted by erin at July 30, 2003 6:30 PM

Dude, sorry to hear it. Hope it heals quickly and painlessly.

Posted by Frankenstein at July 31, 2003 5:28 PM

Aw, dood! I feel your pain. Maybe you can milk the injury for the sympathy sex.
I think you should come up with a better story than the "softball injury".
Do I smell a contest?

Posted by PeeWee at July 31, 2003 5:43 PM
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