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Tuesday, April 8, 2003

To Gene Wojciechowski: Kiss My Ass (And Twice on Sunday)
In my post two days ago, I called out Gene Wojciechowski of ESPN.com for writing off Syracuse before Monday's championship game. It was a stupid, cheap column then and now it's even worse. In case you haven't heard, the Orangemen won Monday's national championship game, 81-78, making it six straight wins and three in a row over top-5 teams from the Big 12. Choke on that, Wojciechowski. Tell me why anyone should credit anything you write from here on out, because (and here's the good part) you know better than to claim you know the outcome of a game before it happens. So you're nothing more than the sports version of an uncredible tabloid.

I would also like to acknowledge:

Kirk Hinrich: Much respect. You were a man.

Nick Collison: Much respect. You were a man.

Roy Williams: I rooted for you before. And I will root for you again.

The Guys Who Walked Into the Bar at Halftime: They walked into a Syracuse-heavy bar at halftime and mocked the crowd during Kansas' second-half run. They weren't Kansas fans, just jerks. I can only wish that they were all hit by a car and died on the way home. I am serious. There is no room for instigation and spitefulness in a post-9/11 New York. I wish them all dead. They are a benefit to no one.

To Craig Forth: The biggest six points and solid defense of your life. You accomplished more in 35 minutes than the jealous people mocking you will accomplish in a lifetime.

To SU Students: Please play safe. Don't embarrass me by rioting in Syracuse. Especially not during a time of war.

To Gerry McNamara: Fuck senior leadership. How 'bout freshman talent? You were the difference in the game. How 'bout Collison's "senior leadership" when he missed all those free throws? If you're gonna cite these theories, you have to cite when they're bullshit. Syracuse was not far away from the Fab Five.

To Carmelo Anthony: Happy trails to you. Unless you come back for a preseason No. 1 ranking. Otherwise a preseason No. 5 ranking and one helluva legacy.

To Jim Boeheim: A Hall of Fame coach, no questions asked. Congratulations to a fellow SU alum.

To the Syracuse Orangemen: I don't know why sports grips me so. I don't know why I cared so much that you won or lost. I never painted my face, and, despite being a four-time season-ticket-holder for football and basketball, I have gotten very good about letting go after the clocks strikes 0:00. But you boys made a lot of people happy, me included. Thank you.

Unintentional Lie of the Night, Nick Collison: "We got enough stops to make a run," said Collison. "Missed too many free throws, 12-for-30. If we shoot 50 percent, we tie. Just wasn't our night." Bullshit. Kansas grabbed and converted a hoop on at least three offensive rebounds after 0-for-2's from the line. So they came away with at least 18 points from free-throw opportunities, six more than 12. They scored more than if they'd hit three more back-ends. (Watch a game with me sometime, I'll clue you in.)

Truest Tale of the Night, Jim Boeheim: "We fouled the guys we wanted to foul," said Boeheim, noting that Kansas' Jeff Graves was 2-for-7. "We could see right away they didn't have good rhythm. Any time they got close to the basket, we wanted to foul them." Like I said last week, a failure by one team is often the result of two teams' performances. Don't try to "luck" this team to the championship. The Big 12 put three teams in the final eight and Syracuse lead by all but two minutes against all of them combined.

See a 30-second clip of the final second as I filmed it at a bar in NYC (4.3 MB) (Allow time to load)

Listen to radio broadcasts of final two plays

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Comments: To Gene Wojciechowski: Kiss My Ass (And Twice on Sunday)

Wasn't the point of Wojciechowski's article to "inspire" the Orangemen to victory? I don't think so either. What a tool!

Go Longhorns in 2004!!

-JC

Posted by JC at April 8, 2003 8:54 AM

Cuse played a great game, I have to give it to them. But Forth sucks ass, Paul. Although he made up for it a few times, the entire bar I was at (99.9% raging Syracuse fans) was going wild whenever Forth made a stupid play (which happened a lot). I distinctly remember one rebound that he got simply because it fell right into his hands, and he was looking at it like he'd never seen a basketball before. Everyone was saying usually, even in that scenario, it just bounces off him and goes out of bounds. Congrats to Cuse, I didn't think they would be able to do it, and credit is deserved by the Jayhawks too, Hinrich just wasn't on.

Posted by CEB at April 8, 2003 8:59 AM

King Kaufman of Salon writes the same thing I did drunk at 4 a.m., regarding Kansas' missed free throws...

"The Jayhawks were execrable from the line, making just 12 of 30. But three times they missed a pair of free throws, got the rebound and scored, so their 30 attempts resulted in 18 points, exactly what you'd expect from a team that shoots 67 percent at the stripe."

He's just not good at math. 18-for-30 is 60%, not 67%, which is 20-for-30. I'm sure Salon will correct that.

http://www.salon.com/news/sports/col/kaufman/2003/04/08/title_game/index.html

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 8, 2003 2:15 PM

well said, Paul! I'm already sick of people saying they lucked into it, held on for it, etc. And the silly statements that if they'd made freethrows they would have won. Well, they didn't make them and that is how the game is played. If Syracuse had made free throws in '87 they would have won.. so?

And Forth.. oh my God - could he be there for comic relief? I feel bad for him sometimes because he seems so slow (mentally and physically). But did you see him dunk last night? I didn't think he could jump that high. There was one play last night where someone tried to pass him the ball and he wasn't looking - it bounced right off him and Carmelo ran around him to get the ball before it went out of bounds (before Forth had even turned towards the ball). I'm going to find that one on my tape of the game to enjoy again!

Anyway: wo-ho! Orangemen = National Champs!!

Posted by amy at April 8, 2003 7:49 PM


It's also funny how Hinrich is 6'3" and Forth is 7'0" - but Hinrich gets practically a foot higher on his dunks than Forth got last night. Whatever, maybe I'll stop picking on him now.

Posted by CEB at April 8, 2003 8:18 PM

I haven't seen such jerky camera moves like that since the Zapruder film. Or the porn I shot of myself.

Posted by kevin at April 9, 2003 2:43 PM

I've been feeling a bit mean for ranking on Forth (he does try!).. so I'll note 2 things I've noticed about him that I like:
1. after a teammate takes a free throw he almost always reaches out and high fives them.. miss or not.
2. he always helps other players up when they fall - no matter which team.

call me silly, but he's a good sport.

Posted by amy at April 9, 2003 8:18 PM

Congrats to the Orange on teh Natty Championship - I will have to bite my lip when I say that, I am a die hard Pitt fan, and was busted pissed off when they made their early exit; but the Orangemen were, in my opinion, the best team in the tourney and their coach, well, let's just say it's been a long time in teh making, ut well deserved...wait till next year, the Big East is the shit and will be well represented come tourney time 2004...enjoy the win Syracuse, you deserve it!

**let's go PITT**

Posted by btezra at April 10, 2003 4:20 PM
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