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Mets tryouts were held this week in Queens
Doesn't quite fit the profile of a terrorist, now does he?
Please! I can't listen to "Back That Ass Up" one more time!
Click this pic for proof that there are fans for everything
Don't laugh. This guy got paid $4 million to star in Spider-Man
Miss CircuitGirl 2002 winner Jessica
Miranda's new site could use some visitors. Won't you help this poor girl out?
Naught nurses at Club Rubber
New Camera Club galleries at NYCBP.com include Amy of Who's on First
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NYC LINKS
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Got a couple of MurphGuide.com events to plug this week:
Thurs., May 16 — Wall St. Area Scavenger Hunt
Sat., May 18 — East Village Bar Tour
Thanks to Murph for hooking me up for the East Side bar crawl. Same with Mark at Who's on First, the most fun, by far, of all the bars.
Who's on First — Upper East Side bar with superstars Chaundra and Liani on Thursday nights
Mr. Hipster — Hands-down the wittiest bar and restaurant reviews in the city. If the Mr. Hipster hasn't reviewed it, it's not worth going to.
NYCBP.com — If you pick your bar depending on what hot bartenders are working, this is your resource.
NetworkingGirl — Christan's always organizing events for NYC singles to get in bed with each other. Go see what she's got going on this week. Also see her Singles of the Week.
Dodgeball — NYCers rate bars and post reviews — and without the bridge-and-tunnel reviews that infect CitySearch.
* Got an NYC-centric site to plug? Let me know.
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In honor of Mother's Day, I present to you my favorite MILFs. MILF, as you should know if you're demented enough to visit this site, is an acronym for Mother I'd Like to F**k. (In this case, F**k means Fuck.)
But since most of these mothers are happily married or involved with another man, I wish them all the best. Unless Mr. Lucky gets hit by a bus, in which case they should expect a phone call as soon as the body is cold.
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10: FAITH HILL, Country Singer
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Short Bio: Former Mets reliever Tug McGraw used to bang his mitt up and down to psyche himself up. Now that he has a daughter-in-law this fine, he's probably get that hand pounding rhythmically more than ever. That sick, twisted freak.
Eye Candy: Faith Hill pictures
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9: CATHERINE ZETA-JONES, Actress
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Short Bio: Paparazzi in New York are always snapping photos of the Traffic star taking her baby out for a stroll. My question is, When are they going to pop some pictures of her having hot sex? Then I remembered: Who wants to see Michael Douglas' ass on film again?
Eye Candy: Catherine Zeta-Jones pictures
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8: SHANIA TWAIN, Country Singer
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Short Bio: I've always been a huge fan of this Canadian pocket rocket who married a guy named Mutt and, yes, had a child with him. So when you go to bed tonight, think about how somewhere on Earth a guy named Mutt is having sex with Shania. Then kill yourself.
Eye Candy: Shania Twain pictures
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7: NIKKI TAYLOR, Model
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Short Bio: The best kind of MILF — she's not even married. I don't even know if she's seeing someone, which is why I find it strange that she hasn't returned any of my calls.
Eye Candy: Nikki Taylor pictures
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6: STIFLER'S MOM, Seducer
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Short Bio: She liked her Scotch and her boys the same way: aged 18 years. And that's why everyone wanted to be Stifler's best friend. Who says life is better in the movies? Shit, this was in the movies.
USA Today: Here's to you Mrs. Stifler?
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5: LIZ HURLEY, Model
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Short Bio: The proud, new mom of a baby boy has seen one lover go for a side order of nasty hoochie and another deny being her kid's father. Baby, let's end all the drama and just come hang with me. And leave the kid at home.
Eye Candy: Liz Hurley Pictures
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4: HEATHER LOCKLEAR, Actress
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Short Bio: She married two rockers (Tommy Lee, Richie Sambora) so you know she's no prude. And you saw the way she dressed down Andrew Shue when his copy sucked on Melrose Place. Now that's the kind of take-charge gal I can see myself with. Here's hoping the next Bon Jovi album bombs.
Eye Candy: Heather Locklear pictures
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3: KIM BASINGER, Actress
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Short Bio: What I wouldn't give to spend 9 1/2 minutes, let alone weeks, with this piece. I used to work for a very rich neighbor of hers when she was married to that Baldwin fellow. I went to a party there, and nobody could figure out why I had my ear pressed up against the wall the whole time.
Eye Candy: Kim Basinger pictures
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2: DONNA D'ERRICO, Babe
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Short Bio: Reason No. 3,345 why I'm practicing my guitar a lot is this former Baywatch babe who's married to Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx. I figure after I master my fingerpicking, I'll start working on that drug and alcohol problem and get my body painted all over.
Eye Candy: Donna D'Errico pictures
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1: BROOKE BURKE, Wild On host
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Short Bio: When I found out that the host of E!'s Wild On series was a mom, I was stunned. I mean, we hadn't even spent one night together. The next time they do a show in New York, I'm going to have to address this issue with her.
Eye Candy: Brooke Burke pictures
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Others considered, but there was no way I was going to spend any more time on this crap: Sharon Stone, Elle MacPherson, Janine Lindemulder
Disqualified: Pam Anderson (Tommy Lee, Kick Rock and Hepatits C is one three-way I'm not interested in joining)
And, of course: Your mom
* Meet Audrey L. Milfs — The resume of a woman who needs to marry and change her name. Quickly.
* Top 10 Movies MILFs — From the "experts" at Playboy.com. They don't know crap.
RANDOM WEIRDNESS
* Kaboom! The Suicide Bombing Game — See how many civilians you can kill in this Flash game. May all your lives be as blessed as the guy who took time to build this.
* Celebrities Who Have Attended The Charles Pierce Show — Your favorite Hollywood personalities have their picture taken with your favorite drag queen.
* Emily's Dangerously Obsessive John Henson Page — All hail the Skunk! And you thought I couldn't find an entire website dedicated to a Talk Soup host.
* How Richard Marx tried to get Adam Curry fired — Another great disclosure from the former MTV VJ, who runs a very smart blog. Smart writing, smart topics, smart production.
* Hilarious T-Shirts — Another site that sells crazy shirts. I gotta get some for the summer.
FULL DISCLOSURE
Interviews with fellow webmasters. Want to be interviewed? E-mail Paul.
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CamGirlDirectory.com
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This week with chat with Mike, who created a directory for camgirl sites. That's really not my scene; the girls are a little young and vapid for my tastes, but I'm always interested in how people use the web to express themselves or exercise their creativity. Mike does a great job in explaining the genre and how he goes about running his site.
PK.COM: I find camgirl sites to be overwhelmingly uninteresting, rife with terrible writing. What's the draw?
CAMGIRLDIRECTORY.COM: A lot of people use their sites to vent and let
go of some of the stress in their lives. Apparently, some people like
reading about that stuff in the world. I think most girls just post and
don't really care too much if people read it. Most of the people who read and
comment are usually guys with crushes on them or fellow
friends/cyberfriends who can relate to their problems. The point of these
sites isn't to make a perfectly written journal entry or anything, it's a
form of self-expression. When it comes to self-expression, there is no
"wrong" way because it's all about the person expressing themselves.
Read the entire interview >>>
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GUYCRITICAL.COM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
A guy who portends to know nothing about women, but everything about the better sex answers one question a week from anonymous women using the GuyCritical.com service.
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QUESTION: When a guy you're dating tells you how big his penis is before you've seen it, are they usually telling the truth or embellishing?
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Men never, ever lie about their penis size. Lying is morally corrupt, shows no respect for the other person and always comes back to haunt the liar.
By the way, I have a 10-inch penis.
Visit GuyCritical.com and sign up to answer questions from chicks >>>
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THE SPORTSDESK
* What the 'F'?! It's Now the WWE — Now there's no more confusing the World Wrestling Federation with the World Wildlife Fund. I think the animal lovers should have changed their name to WGC (Who Gives a Crap?).
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
* "Thank Heaven It Wasn't 7/11" — A comedy show in Chicago that opened on Mother's Day. Incredible timing, considering this is the first Mother's Day for thousands of mothers who saw their children murdered on television. I felt so awful for them today.
* Why the Towers Fell — A team of forensic engineers investigate of the precise causes of the Twin Towers' collapse. Included is a story about one of only four people from either tower to escape from above where the planes struck. Four. Four.
* Downtown Manhattan no longer in crisis, but 'normal' will never be the same — The AP surveys life downtown and catches up with people who are still coping the best they can.
THE NEWSDESK
* No end in sight for human life expectancy — In 60 years, life expectancy will be 100. And someday, humans will live long enough to see the Red Sox win a World Series.
* The big business of Star Wars lines — Read all about the dorks already standing in line for the Attack of the Clones.
* Cambodian police urge Gary Glitter to leave — And his crappy music had nothing to do with it. (Thanks, Larry)
THE WEEKLY LADIES
* NYCBP.com Camera Club — Two new galleries (Nos. 25 and 26) by contributor Erik Madden showcase some heavy-duty partying in my neck of the woods.
* Miranda — I got an e-mail from this fun chick this week, and she has agreed to do a future PK.com interview. Help jumpstart her site by paying her a visit.
* Circuit Girls — A traveling bikini contest. Now that's an idea. I'll have to do an interview with these folks.
* HoneyGirl — She's blonde, has big boobs, and she's about to get one more visitor to her web site. You.
* Samantha Bullington — A fitness babe for all you fat asses out there.
* Club Rubber Operation Party — L.A. hos play doctor.
NEXT WEEK
I have no idea what I am going to do next week. Help.
Send your link suggestions now.
THE ARCHIVE
Missed a week of PaulKatcher.com? Shame on you.
Hit the archive and see what you missed.
Recent issues include Spring Break, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Before that we (un)covered Mardi Gras 2002.
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