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What's incredible is that I used to watch this
Dee Snider is coming to town. Look out
Yasmine Bleeth outside of police station
Yasmine Bleeth inside of a police station
Scene from The Andy Dick Show
Celia Silva
Melanie Monroe
Alyssa Milano in Stuff
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Well, I caught myself watching a little too much VH-1 lately, hooked on Dee Snider's 40 Greatest Hair Bands special. So I did a little surfing back to the '80s and came up with these gems.
* YesterDayLand: Your Childhood Is Here — Reminisce everything from Saturday morning cartoons to fashion to music. It's like a lost dictionary. When was the last time you used these terms?: Monchichi, 8-ball leather jackets, Q*Bert, She-Ra: Princess of Power.
How different was it then? The Yankees couldn't get within a whiff of the playoffs.
Take a stroll through my childhood:
- Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch — Drug free, so put the crack up. Have two brothers ever made so much damn cash independent of each other at such an early age?
- That's Incredible! — I still remember watching this show, hosted by John Davidson, Fran Tarkenton (who never seemed like a former QB to me) and Cathy Lee Crosby, who I must have thought was attractive.
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- Real People — I used to watch this show, but I can't remember a single thing from it. And I definitely did not know that the kid from A Christmas Story was once a host.
- New Kids on the Block — I was never an NKOTB fan, obviously, because I have a sack. But you might want to look at their old photos to get a preview of what we're going to think of N*SYNC in 10 years. Do you recall the New Kids on the Block cartoon? I don't, but that's 'cause I was in college then and didn't rise before noon on any day, let alone weekends.
* Twisted Sister publicity photos — What's better than rock bands posing? Ones that wear makeup but no shirts. But these guys were original — and New Yorkers — so I gotta give 'em credit. Also see some Twisted Sister vintage pics where I found the Dee-as-Santa pic to your left.
* Billboard's Top 100 albums from 10 years ago — Garth Brooks had three albums in the top 35. Poison was on the list. Motley Crue had a top-20 album. Now the only chart the Crue shows up on is amateur porn sales.
RANDOM WEIRDNESS
* Lyrics to "Give a Little Bit" — You're gonna here this song 100 times a day till Christmas, so you might as well learn the words.
* Hire Me Dumbass — Joe Mozian just can't land a job. But he's trying like a mutha.
* Ever wonder who eats more like a pig — Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Check out the technical riders for these pop divas to see what they require in their dressing rooms.
* Bachelorette party photos and recap. Aren't these things supposed to be secret?
* Jokes that have been rated by users, so you know which ones to view.
* I saw this originally at HalfHonk.com, but it was too funny to not mention: There were 17 bids on an eBay auction for a Microsoft X-Box BOX. Not the game system, just the box. I love it.
* Not all TV sucks — This guy agrees with me: The Andy Dick Show is one of the funniest damn shows ever. See some video clips of The Andy Dick Show at MTV.com. Surprisingly, family.org doesn't like the show. There's also an official Andy Dick web site.
* The Sporting News has a recently updated 2002 NFL mock draft. My man, Syracuse's Dwight Freeney, is projected to go to the Bears.
* Birthday names Hall of Shame — Straight out of the newspapers. Includes such winners as "Mukuka Erika Bwalya Mulenga," "Lakeenya Cokeisha Love" and "Jahnesty Boneshia Jameet Joiner." Their parents should be incarcerated.
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
* The Silent Imams — Charles Krauthammer womders why the U.S. seems to bear responsibility of proving its religious tolerance. From the column: Who should be atoning? Who should be reaching out to show religious tolerance and acceptance? Who should be asking their children to find pen pals of another faith?
Answer: not us.
And, like William F. Buckley, Krauthammer asks why Muslims have not risen as one to condemn the acts of Sept. 11.
* The Tourist Guy has been found. See real pictures of the guy whose phony observation deck photo was seen by millions.
* Newsgroup postings containing "Osama bin Laden" BEFORE Sept. 11 — He wasn't the most famous man in the world yet, but many, many people knew of his evil influence.
* Newsgroup postings containing World Trade Center from ONLY Sept. 11 — The emotion is so evident. It was perhaps the Internet's most valuable day.
* Props to The Daily Rotten for this discovery: The Taliban's plan for nuclear destruction is ... a printout of an Internet hoax. Yes, the same geniuses who downloaded Bert & Osama are at it again.
* See photos of the rescue effort from inside the World Trade Center — A photo of scores of firefighters in the lobby underscores the sheer weight of the carnage.
* Ex-CIA chief: Pope is Bin Laden's Christmas target — Don't think for a second that four hijacked planes is all that was planned. We may never know everything that has been or will be targeted.
* Among the 1,254 reasons I don't live in South Carolina is this: A media release of quotes from a Sept. 11 press conference with Clemson coach Tommy Bowden actually touched on game strategy and injuries. Imagine if something really bad happened to our country. That might have actually caused a distraction.
THE NEWSDESK
* Report critical of Limp Bizkit in Big Day Out death — Always sad to hear of people dying for simply going to a concert. Stampedes are imminently preventable.
* FDA OKs first contraceptive skin patch — WARNING: Does not work on women over 198 pounds. Sorry all you guys with girlfriends in Milwaukee.
* Coat hanger in throat gets man in trouble — This guy "accidentally" swallows a balloon of cocaine, then thinks a good way to get it back it to stick a coat hanger down this throat.
I found these supposedly authentic e-mails on FuckedCompany pretty funny. I can only imagine the morale at companies like this:
* Classmates.com employees are "encouraged to use the office on Saturdays." — I'd be be encouraged to kick my boss' ass if I got that patronizing note.
* Terra Lycos employees are forced to take vacation at the end of December. And if they used their vacation time, it's called unpaid time off. Sounds fair to me.
THE WEEKLY LADIES
* Melanie Monroe looks pretty good from here.
* Shiloh McCormick is a pretty well-rounded individual. Especially around the chest.
* Gladiator wrestling standings — I don't know exactly what's going on at this site, but apparently it's a popularity contest among a bunch of models.
* Alyssa Milano is in Stuff this month. If you don't have it, I'll sell you mine for $20.
* Kasy Rhoads has info for all agents, large and small. Check it out.
* I may have linked to Wendy B. before. Mind if I do it again?
* Original Mother's thong contest: November installment — WARNING: some of these gals are nasty buzzards
* Here's Kandy Lee in a few swimsuits.
* Celia Silva bills herself as The Bikini Queen. Fine by me.
This will make us look good abroad
The worst dressed PaulKatcher.com fan
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