As always, I won't bore you with details of my life, but I've been busy. But I want to make sure you have better things to do at work than to do work.

* ESPN.com reviews Anna Kournikova's workout video — Watch the most overrated woman on the planet run from 15-year-old Internet geeks.

Also from ESPN.com, some sports-related lookalikes, such as UNC coach Matt Doherty and Sam the Eagle from the Muppets.

* Some nutjob maintains an entire Web site dedicated to bringing back Subway's classic style of slicing bread — In an unrelated story, some nut job maintains a site of crap called PaulKatcher.com.

* Fresh off the boat? Why not play Who Wants to be a Fobionaire? — Well-done flash game.

* Some guy named Freck is going to amputate his feet during a Webcast — This man must be stopped ... and must cut off his feet live in front of me.

* Whack a Flack sounds like something you do while watching Cinemax, but it's actually a flash game designed to get your aggressions out on pubic relations "executives." I love how that exec title is supposed to relate to those who spin bullshit for a living.

* How to find and trade bootlegs on the Internet — I'm about as underground as Mount Everest, but I think this online revolution thingie could be very powerful if we just get together a bit.

* This isn't weird, but the A-Z Lyrics Universe is a great place to practice your Karaoke. You do practice your Karaoke, don't you?

* Playboy.com is looking for your votes on the Sexiest Babe in the WNBA — I'm going to abstain until they let women into the league.

* Teen smashes six cars — fails driving test — And here's the shocker ... the teen was a girl! Damn stereotypes.

* Man trapped for 80 hours in portable toilet — Man, he must've been pissed. Talk about having a shitty day.

* 52-year-old former Headline News anchor Lynne Russell might post for Playboy — And I might cancel my subscription. (Ah, who am I kidding?) Still, I do not want to see the author of "How to Win Friends, Kick Ass & Influence People" naked. (Ah, who am I kidding?)

* The race is on to find the world's most downloaded woman — Amazingly hot Aussie Sarah Jane goes for one billion page views on Aug. 1.

* 80-year-old usher fired for retrieving ball for player — "Hey, old man, we didn't hire you to be nice!"

* Lots of fine-lookin' women on Sam's Boat — I don't know where the hell this boat is, but I'm calling the Coast Guard right now to find out.

* Lauranna asks, "What do you get with a few thong bikinis, hot chicks, alcohol, whipping cream and a couple water spray bottles?" — What do you get? You get any fat chicks off the stage.

Also, see pics from a bikini pageant she was in.

* Jennifer posted some pictures from her beauty pageants — Sure saves us a lot of money in cover charges.

* Kealy e-mailed and asked for a link. Who am I to say no?

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