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A SHOW THAT'S EASY TO RESIST
I had great
hopes for Temptation Island, but I find myself more tempted
to search
for pictures of Nell Carter nude than to sit through
another episode of that contrived crap. This is reality
TV? Taking into account the phony emotions, insincere flirting
and fake boobs, where is the real part?
Worst of all, I didn't find the
women to be all that hot. Then I discover a profile
page of all the single women and find out they're almost
all models -- including this
bitch they sent walking.
No matter. Temptation
Island Sucks. And I can't believe the show has even
one
fan.
NEWS YOU CAN USE
When I have a son, I am going to
teach him the Golden Rule, which is never
take a leak on a runway and get killed.
And if my son is gay and owns a
cat, I will instruct him on the
right way to give a feline an enema. (Found that one
on BlinkerFluid.
Thanks to Toad for the submission.)
Finally, if he ever heads up a glam
band famous for recording the timeless classic Cherry Pie,
I will tell him that a decade later people will still write
about what
he's up to and ask you 20
questions, mostly about the women he had sex with.
PLUGGIN' AWAY
Some notes
from around the Web:
* My friend Kevin has re-launched
New York City Bars
and Patrons, where he posts hundreds of photos of female
bartenders and patrons around New York City.
* Thanks to Some
Idiot for naming PaulKatcher.com
his
Site of the Week. In return, I promise to not post any
more pictures of Richard Simmons humping talk show hosts.
* That Bitch! went and relaunched
as Validate
This! With observations like, "Yahoo! is Google's
sugar momma," you know it's still clever.
* BathTubGirl
sent me a note hinting that a new look is on the way. I
hope that look does not include her bra.
THE SEARCH FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE
I
am pleased to announce that PaulKatcher.com
is listed No.
1 on Google for "Superfly Porn Cheese." I
believe that should result in at least two of three hits
over the next century.
And I smelled
something funny when I went to AskJeeves, so I asked him,
"Did
you fart?" Again, he provided little help.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A SITE ABOUT...
FreakFarm couldn't locate Bob Villa,
so they took a video camera to the street and solicited
home improvement advice from the homeless.
Things really get ugly on FreakFish.net
when an
ex-girlfriend is scorned.
Thanks to the Killing
Spree Scoring System, you can now evaluate empirically
whether or not the next school shooting in South Carolina
is newsworthy.
I wonder if the webmaster of the
tribute
page for Alice did a little one-handed surfing for vintage
pictures of Flo.
If your next destination is one
of those sites glorifying the act of peeing on your lover,
you might want to check out this site
that reviews pee sites. It's like having your own Christopher
Columbus to the new world of urination. (Thanks, Mike, for
the submission.)
THE REASON YOU CAME HERE
I have put together my own photo
gallery of Tylene Buck, the model best known as Major
Gunns from WCW wrestling. (She's the one lifting her top
in those annoying backyard wrestling video commercials on
E!).
Dr. Sal Calabro, from the Howard
Stern radio show, shows
off his breast augmentation work. Hey, isn't one of
those your mom? Doh.
Cyberfunk put together a
gallery of girls next door (if your neighbor is Ali
Landry, Alyssa Milano and the like).
Someone sent me a link to "drunk
party sluts" at a Latin party in Houston. It looks
staged, but who cares when there's ass-slapping going on?
Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Zdrok
quotes Nietzsche in her diary, which, more importantly,
includes pictures
of her hanging out with similarly well-endowed babes.
Playboy ran a
feature on NakedNews, the site where the weather gal
always feels a cold front coming, because she has no pants
on.
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